Sleeping Ice Giant Remains Unclaimed by Prospect Park's Giant Clans

Somebody partied a bit too hard.

February's two weeks of constant snowfall was a delight for the members of both Prospect Park's Ice Giant clans, but now Windsor Terrace residents are unsure what to do with a giant that had a bit too much fun.

"Looks like after two weeks of revelry," explained Prospect Park naturalist/occultist Evan Obuleed, "one of the giants wandered beyond the park's borders, scooped snow and ice over themself, and went to sleep."

Neither of the Ice Giant clans have claimed the sleeping giant. They're typically very sensitive to public embarrassment, according to Obuleed.

"It is not ours," said Bloddyknock Knockleblock, Chief of the Frostglaze Clan of Ice Giants. "No way."

"Must be a Groundthumper," continued Knockleblock, referring to the rival clan. "I would be very embarrassed if I were them. They are weak and ridiculous."

"It is obviously a Frostglaze," says Durdoriffa Rimmododo, Priestess of the Groundthumper Clan. "Look how stupid! The Frostglaze are only stupid."

In the meantime, the residents of Windsor Terrace are taking it in stride.

"It's not a huge deal," says 16th Street resident Alice Treverton-McNeil. "The only real problem has been the snoring.”